Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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anne hatthaway

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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cory is gay

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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what do gay people eat?? food

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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