Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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That's Racist

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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