Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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