What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

who farted your mother

What's better than sex? Nothing

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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