- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Six million.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

A jew went to Germany.

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