- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Do you know what they say? Words

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Nobody cares.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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