Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Gabe Mercado

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Girls Basketball.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Once upon a time.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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