You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Six million.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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A jew went to Germany.

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i'm not gay

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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