i'm not gay

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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