Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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*you're

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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