Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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