What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

George Bush.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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