- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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