- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

women

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

test

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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