Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Your mother

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

a catholic priest and a young boy

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

A child with cancer grows up.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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