i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

What is the difference between a duck?

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What time is it? 10:58

"Up to 50% off."

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Hi.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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