A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Your mother

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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