What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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I have no ideas.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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