What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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