Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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baby loves lalma

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Paul Dylan King!

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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