what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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