- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Potato

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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