Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

is mayonnaise an instrument?

That's Racist

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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