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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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