why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

asian drivers.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...