Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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