- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Jared Gough is a slut

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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