- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Black Veil Brides.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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