Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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