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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why was Timmy sad?

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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