Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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