- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

alert('hiiii');

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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