- Anti Joke

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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