Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Woman's Rights

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Stephen Hawking can walk

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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