What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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