what do you call a black man named mike

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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PENlS.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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