Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What is next?

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The Bible

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Turn around.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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alston wang

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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No it isn't.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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