roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Asians

Chuck Norris.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

whos gay? you are

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

69

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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