- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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