What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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The Irish man was sober.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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