- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

What's up? The sky.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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