A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Woman's rights.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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