- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Don't think of granny porn

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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