Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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