Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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man boobs

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Where is my tractor?

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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