- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

Comedy.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

No. Yes.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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