What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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