Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

thumb_up thumb_down +20

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

thumb_up thumb_down +20

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

thumb_up thumb_down +18

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

guess what chicken butt

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

thumb_up thumb_down +18

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

thumb_up thumb_down +18

wanna hear a joke? not really

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops