Ham sandwich

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

I have a crush on my dad.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Mitt Romney.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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