What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

I had sex. Just kidding.

Your mother is a man.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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