Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What's 9+10=? 19

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

...NO.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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