Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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