What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Cancer.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

dislike this...please.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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