What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

verry nice how mUCH?

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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