- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

I like to eat people

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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