What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Reed is poopin

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

space is fun

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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