- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

knock, knock. come in.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Ted Haggard.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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