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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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The 13th Amendment...

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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