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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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A black guy with his family.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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PENlS.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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