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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

Women's Rights.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

I'm off to my tank guys!

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

No it isn't.

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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