- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

How did th-A fridge.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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