How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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fack me!

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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