The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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