What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Toaster

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Alt F4

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Iggy Azalea

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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