- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Smart Blondes

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

How did th-A fridge.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Matt Damon

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