Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Women have the right to vote.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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women's rights

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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