- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Comedy.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Poop

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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