What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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