whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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