Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why did I get raped

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Toaster

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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