Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

I'm banging your sister.

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Dick spice

So a black man hails a taxi...

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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