- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

womens rights

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

a ginger has a soul

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Alex Eggbert

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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