- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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