- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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