What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

You should never talk to strangers.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What's wrong with woman Everything

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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