- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

how did little johnny die? i killed him

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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