can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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This is not a joke.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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