What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Womens rights

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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