What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Anti Joke

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