what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Republicans

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Anti Joke

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