- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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