- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Knock knock. Come in.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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