what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Spell: “This word”

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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I like pom

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Women's Rights.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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