What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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hi michael

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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fkda

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Wade's the father

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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