Mitt Romney.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

women's rights

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