Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

fabien

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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