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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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