Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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why?

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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