Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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