- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

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