#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

the cast of the jersey shore

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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