What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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myspace

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Women's rights

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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Hearpin my durp

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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