- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Yes.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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