What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Penis

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Society.

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:O + :P = 69

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69

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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myspace

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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