- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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