- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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