Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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