A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Poop

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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25

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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