- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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