- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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