whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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anti jokes

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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