- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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