What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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your a towel.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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