What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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the real mccoy

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Joey mayer's face

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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