How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Women.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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