- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

peter charastabopouloulous

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Dancing Potatoe!

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

It's long!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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