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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

whoa there

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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