What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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