- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

guess what what? nothing.

Once upon a time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

i saw your mom, i said hi

1 Jew XD

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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