why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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whoa there

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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